May 2013
4 tags
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
steptoe:
my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
3 tags
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
bad-ass-strigoi-hunter:
exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:
Things that need to be more affordable:
-plane tickets
-whole, natural foods
-gas
-workout clothing
-phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-cigarettes
-alcohol
You are a genius.
I want to kiss you.
Not for a moment. Not for a while.
I want to kiss you until both our lips bruise.
I want to kiss you until our breath becomes the same.
I want to kiss you until I forget where I end and you begin.
I want to kiss you until neither of us knows how to pull ourselves away.
I want to kiss you until you realize that without you, I am only just part of me.
imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not
jaymesmcguiness:
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
2 tags
You’re such fucking bullshit.
catswithbenefits:
thesickestjokes:
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.
i just threw up
rough-sailing:
“How to be a Good Friend & Still Get Treated Like Shit” a book by me
2 tags
ugh
1 tag
“I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via neopiacentral)
3 tags
It just bothers me that the things I would do and I actually do for you, you wouldn’t do the same for me.
nunderwater:
And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit
princeowl:
when kids complain about school or joke about dropping out im pretty sure theyre not saying that they dont want an education theyre saying that the school system is flawed and horrible and makes them feel shitty about themselves and doesnt provide a good environment for learning
April 2013
1 tag
conchfishscates:
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
“High school, it seems, has changed. It has become competitive. Young men and...”
– Daniel Coffeen (via dulcetdecember)
3 tags
I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.
